I enjoyed that - great stuff.
I know a joke about those little oriental dogs .... ahem (clears throat):-
I took my nephew for a day out at the local zoo. We paid the £15 entrance fee with some excitement. especially looking forward to seeing the minkeys. It became immediately obvious that all the cages were empty. All, that is, apart from one, which contained a small folorn looking dog. My nephew said to me, "Uncle Leon, this zoo is rubbish, all they've got is one little dog." "Yes," I replied "it's a shitzu"
geddit?