Hmmm...my wish list:
A pony (I'll keep asking until I get one)
a Fujipet
a Crown Graphic (or maybe Speed Graphic)
a lifetime supply of Polaroid Type 55, Type 59, Type 559, Type 669, Type 665
FlexTight Scanner
a couple of Hasselblad lenses
Is that too much to ask?
Oh wait, you said 'affordable'. Hmmm...I guess that leaves us with books.
Or how about a gift certificate to Blurb?