I must say we probably have the weirdest children's books in French.
I remember seeing at the bookstore a small book that had a title that translates to "the little mole that got crapped on the head"... Can't tell what the story is all about.
BTW, the bagel place is the one that makes the best bagels in town.
Better than St-Viateur? That's the only one I went to while in town, and I fell in love with Montreal bagels there

Me, a #1 asshole New Yorker who would rather be eaten alive by NYC subway rats than admit that any bagel is better than ours (specifically Murray's!)

But St-Viateur bagels are
different, not
better 
Just as awesome as Murray's