So, there you are taking lanscape shots in the Arctic, risking life and limb facing down Polar Bears, angry Innuits and the possibility of disappearing through a crack in the ice.........and some pervy French bloke sneaks up behind you......
Well, it's just not good enough, is it? I mean, I can't see that happening down Kensington High Street and we're all meant to be "European" now, aren't we....?