Also, when you drive, you need to make excessive use of the horn while saying loudly "Tasse toi pauvre connard" (get out of the way you idiot)
Also, drive stick shift (automatics are for sissies in France), and find a way to drive, shift and move your arms a lot while driving in heavy traffic
If you want tips, I can give you tons as we're pretty much used to making funny imitations of Frenchmen around here
Besides, my mom's uncle was French and my cousin's father also is
If you have an iPhone, you can always get out of a rut by using the iTranslate Plus app. It does voice recognition and multiple language translation on the fly... just like in Star Trek and Dr. Who.