This just in from our Canadian correspondant:
Oh My God!
These are the first pictures I have ever seen of a real life camera riot!

They are about to turn against their owner. His only chance of survival is to give them back their freedom!

We are waiting for volunteers to join the anti-camera riot squad and save the photographer from their glazed hypnotic look.

Now back to you...
(wow, I feel like Orson Welles...

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