Please don't. Well, I was up to my old tricks again and decided to hack my beloved Polaroid Colorpack....AND, gulp, my...Diana...my original Diana, mind you. I, mutilated her. I am so sorry honey. Not to worry, I have three more. She was old and haggard....like me.
So I didn't know what I was doing, what else is new...I was more or less, assuming. That's a start, right? Right. After destroying my poor Diana to use some of her parts like the film tabs from tops and bottoms and the film winder...I then used the film pack from the Polaroid I had left over and constructed a metal film tray to hold film and take up spool. It required a bit of effort I must say and half of the evening. Thankfully, I was assisted by my trusty Dremel set. If you do not own that super tool kit, get yourself one. Perfect for making parts and pieces fit.
So the tray is done. That was the hard part. I then hot glued the tray down on to the closing lid inside of the Polaroid camera. Cake. I also cut a small film counter window rather than guessing and clicking unnecessarily. I placed a cardboard mask in the otherside in front of the lens to produce square photographs. So I'm thinking.
tray
I just assumed, when everything was put together, film rolled on and up nicely and closed up for picture taking...the aperture setting on a Polaroid dial are 3000 for black and white and 75 for color. Or is it the other way around. Whatever, again, I just assumed since the two, the black and white setting with it's small aperture opening, I would use it for sunny days, and vise versa for color and cloudy days. Understand?
mask
Well, I couldn't wait for the next day to use my new homemade camera. I even loaded it with some C41 cause I get very, very, excited. I had my suspicions before hand and worrying whether or not the lens was too far from the film plane. Well, it was and while it did advance nicely, and only took 8 frames, I cut the hole wrong...I took my film today to get processed...and....there was nothing...only blank frames. There were indeed frames, big ones too, but no images.
camera outfit

big fat nothing frame
Boy that's a lot of talk up there. Forgive me. So I have to think of how this thing is going to take photographs. When I constructed the tray, my only option was to have the film paper side down against the lid so I could see the numbers when advancing, and film side up. Capice? I think I have to reverse that so film is on top and closer to the lens. Or figure out aperture settings, though I'm not sure is that is feesable. I think...
Any suggestions how I could get this thing to take pictures?
There's the results....a big fat nothing. But hey, I tried...