I'm looking for somewhere new to live at the moment - and after pondering on some North Manchester dumps yesterday found myself idly thinking, "well there's always Susan's Epson box to fall back on"... If you can put in some plumbing and find someone willing to give me a green card you might just have a deal.
David B-
There's a hose in the backyard and a big metal tub I use for a cold dip--that can easily dupe as a bath.
So there you go-- Instant plumbing.

You might have to negotiate with the deer who use the dip as a water fountain...
but besides that, all you need is your own bottle of Mr. Bubbles and you're sporting.
Green card-schmean card. You're better off without one here --free health care and benefits as long as your not American.

So whenever in need, I'll set a nice box up for you off the hillside.
Of course, you might have to discuss sharing the territory with Blue.
But she was quite fond of you and can always be bribed with cookies.
