Wayne Carini would soon have that polished up. Taken back to the metal and repainted - black of course as that's the only colour he's got. Just as well they ain't white wall tyres or they'd be gone. He would have to pin stripe the black ones though. He'd re-plate all the chrome (ah, there isn't any but I'm sure he'd find something to re-chrome) and, of course, the interior would have to be tobacco, not brown mind you, but tobacco. And then he'd put it up for auction with no reserve and lose money on it.
Yes, we get Chasing Classic Cars over here too.