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Guess what it is?
« on: October 26, 2009, 09:30:02 PM »
About a month ago, I met a guy named Stuart at a church rummage sale. I got talking with him when I overheard that he had just bought some instant film for his Hasselblad. I learned he used to be a professional photographer before retiring. This guy had so many stories to tell... not surprising since he was under contract for Life Magazine to cover Northeastern America. He covered the 1976 Olympic games, had a chance to try his hand at Fashion photography (which he didn't like, he says that a refrigerator doesn't complain and whine all the time :) ) and finally specialized in product and food photography. He gave me along the way a few tricks of the trade to make food even more yummy looking than it is in reality.

Hence I offer this challenge to you: I photographed something very common and it's up to you to guess what it really is that I photographed!

To give you a few hints, it isn't beer or lager... what do you think the mystery recipe is?

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Re: Guess what it is?
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2009, 09:38:18 PM »
Is it Vimto?  With some nifty PS work?
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Re: Guess what it is?
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2009, 10:18:02 PM »
Well put it like this, last time mine looked like that, I went to the doctor.

And is that egg white on the top?
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Re: Guess what it is?
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2009, 11:16:28 PM »
looks like you might have a UTI for sure.
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Re: Guess what it is?
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2009, 12:15:28 AM »
Is it apple juice & Mr. Bubble?

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Re: Guess what it is?
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2009, 03:19:34 AM »
Martinelli's sparking cider..

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Re: Guess what it is?
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2009, 03:55:06 AM »
Whipped Cream  or Elmers Glue and Honey
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Re: Guess what it is?
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2009, 09:24:28 AM »
looks like you might have a UTI for sure.

I haven't laughed so much in ages!

I reckon it's Vosene medicated shampoo and shaving foam. Certainly doesn't look very drinkable.
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Re: Guess what it is?
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2009, 04:14:04 PM »
Well, it isn't very drinkable I must admit.
And I must say Leon's so close it's burning :) (yes, shaving foam is in the recipe)

As for the UTI, I doubt it would give you one though your stomach might not tolerate it very well... it probably leaves a very sour taste in your mouth.

As for the uneven top, I'm very bad at pouring a perfect pint :)

One thing's for sure, it isn't egg whites which would dissolve in the liquid (they're both water based).

And if I had taken a close-up shot and used a glass instead of a thick mug, you could have seen the rising bubbles :)

Oh, yeah, I forgot to say it isn't pee ;)
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Re: Guess what it is?
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2009, 02:36:28 PM »
I guess it's now time to reveal what the secret mixture was.
You start by putting some shaving foam at the bottom of the glass.
Then, you pour over the peaks some Ginger Ale (soda). Since the shaving foam is oily, it instantly floats to the surface creating a perfect top...

Since I didn't have perfect instructions, I had to experiment and almost used up an entire 2 liter bottle of pop in the process...

OK, mine looks a bit weird as I can guess from the comments... But at first I tried either mixing the foam in a separate bowl and adding it to the top... and it didn't work. Probably would have been better as a replacement to the foamy cream on top of coffee.

Stuart also gave me some other tips for creating yummier looking steaks using mercurochrome... but I'm not rich enough to waste good meat for a single picture.

By the way, does the beer look that yucky? I'm not a beer drinker, let alone a connoisseur. I still wonder what I should have done to fool even the best  :-\
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Re: Guess what it is?
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2009, 07:20:32 PM »
yeah doesn't really look like beer. too thick. an the foam looks like ice cream foam on a root beer float. or soap suds.

i guess you could go wild and actually take a photo of a mug of beer.
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Re: Guess what it is?
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2009, 09:54:18 PM »
I know but the real foam top looses its foam... this one is good for a very long time...
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Re: Guess what it is?
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2009, 10:02:47 PM »
you could take some tips from the japanese...

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Re: Guess what it is?
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2009, 02:43:26 PM »
They do make some nifty looking fake food... they're very agile with acrylic.
A bit like the guys at Trengrove Studios



I must say their site is pretty unreal... and expensive.
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Re: Guess what it is?
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2009, 03:06:53 PM »
I was going to say "tang with whip cream"
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Re: Guess what it is?
« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2009, 09:09:48 PM »
I was going to say "tang with whip cream"
lol
Tang is another one of those miracle products. It happens to be one of the best toilet bowl cleaners out there. You sprinkle the powder, let it sit for 45 minutes and you have a very shiny bowl with minimal brush work... Now just imagine how clean the toilet on the Space Shuttle must be  ;)

Sadly, I don't think it does anything other than orange juice in photography...

Maybe Tang would work fine as a stop bath... If anyone has the guts to try it out, let me know if it works  :D
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Re: Guess what it is?
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2009, 01:20:10 AM »
I know but the real foam top looses its foam... this one is good for a very long time...

Pour your beer then set up the shot and lighting.
Use a a spray bottle with a glycerin/ water mix to give the glass that beaded 'iced'  look..
At the last minute drop a pinch of caster sugar into the beer and the head froths up on cue. (Use fine sugar
so you don't see any sugar grains in the beer)


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Re: Guess what it is?
« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2009, 09:20:39 AM »
"Next week on 'Hanging With the Pro' , Don will be explaining why it's not a good idea to use slow film in public restrooms, outlining opportunities for using fast film backwards and musing on why no-one outside of the psychic community ever talks about medium film."

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Re: Guess what it is?
« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2009, 11:09:51 AM »
"Next week on 'Hanging With the Pro' , Don will be explaining why it's not a good idea to use slow film in public restrooms, outlining opportunities for using fast film backwards and musing on why no-one outside of the psychic community ever talks about medium film."

Hmm good questions. But more relevant to a pro are ones like...

You are in a pub with the guys from the advertising agency- Who do you buy free drinks for?
A/ The account manager
B/ The creative director
C/ The art director
D/ All of the above..

Answer= D.

 well duh!  :P


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Re: Guess what it is?
« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2009, 03:00:59 PM »
I know but the real foam top looses its foam... this one is good for a very long time...

Pour your beer then set up the shot and lighting.
Use a a spray bottle with a glycerin/ water mix to give the glass that beaded 'iced'  look..
At the last minute drop a pinch of caster sugar into the beer and the head froths up on cue. (Use fine sugar
so you don't see any sugar grains in the beer)



Not a bad idea to rely on nucleation to get it to foam up... for those not into this kind of stuff, it's like the Menthos and Diet Coke experiment.

As for Medium film, is it the one that's only available in October so you can photographs the ghouls and ghosts that roam on the 31st ;)
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