I was once taking some photos of this cute canal in Maryland maybe? It was one of those canals that a horse would be on the path pulling the boat/barge through the canal. Anyways, there was a flock of Canada geese meandering down the canal towards me, and when they got maybe 50 feet away, they all of a sudden, on cue, jumped out of the water and started running towards me with BLOOD in their eyes. I think a few of them had knives, too, maybe a pistol or two. I started running and didn't stop running till I was back in Queens 😳