Aww man, I thought it was gonna be stuff like....
"The best way to make money from photography is to sell your cameras"
or,
"Photographers are psychopaths. First they frame you, then they shoot you, then they hang you up on the wall!"
or, (this one I just discovered by Googling and it may be my favorite quote now)
"Back off, I'm a photographer!!
Ok, stop right there. Now a little to the left ... no, your left ... now turn a little towards the sun ... tilt your chin up ... little more ... little more ... wait, now down a bit. Ok, perfect. Now hold that position. The light should be perfect in a couple of hours."