Fairmount bagel is the best for me as well. When I first moved to this area of Ontario, there was a place that was owned by a guy who trained at Fairmount and he made a close approximation of the ones I had in Montreal. Sadly, the bakery changed hands and the quality went downhill quick.
Those doughnut shaped bread rolls are not the same as a good bagel. Its an insult to both bread and bagels to call those things bagels. Call it doughnut bread, anything, just don't call them a good bagel.
We didn't even talk about Sugar Pie in this thread. Or my childhood favourite - pets de Soeur (literally Nun's farts) which is sort of a cinnamon roll pastry.
I think Chef Ramsey needs to go to Canada as soon as possible and sort out your eating habits and:-)
Bring it on, he can learn some new swear words.