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Trying but failing
« on: November 30, 2011, 10:15:46 AM »
To accept that this is okay and retro and cool and not facile and fashionable

Toy Bling that's not 50cent

Well it will make someone happy to have one of these under the tree at Christmas I guess   ;)
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Re: Trying but failing
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2011, 12:39:19 PM »
The gold means it's professional right?

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Re: Trying but failing
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2011, 12:51:45 PM »
Flippy, I think you are onto something there, well spotted!
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Re: Trying but failing
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2011, 01:34:57 PM »
Good Grief!! What ever next??  Sorry but it's all a bit too Gangsta Rappa for my liking.  Send one to 50 pence or what ever he's called!

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Re: Trying but failing
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2011, 02:43:40 PM »
Yo Homies!
I have the urge
to splurge
paying for plastic
with plastic
I'm tha golden boy
who needs a shiny toy
word.

Just trying to make sense of it all... still, I feel I'm missing a few things.
It's probably related to the fact I can't wear baggy jeans without suspenders by simple fear they're going to fall to the ground...
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Re: Trying but failing
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2011, 04:43:14 PM »
Woof, I hope that's for a girl. ;)  One who wears faux leopard skin tights?
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Re: Trying but failing
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2011, 05:58:23 PM »
I just can't believe they haven't asked her to do the campaign...?

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Re: Trying but failing
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2011, 10:14:23 AM »
Nice rap Francois  :D

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Re: Trying but failing
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2011, 03:44:54 PM »
Don't know... the LL Cool J part of my brain suddenly broke after seeing the excess of pink in the picture above  :o
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Re: Trying but failing
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2011, 03:55:49 PM »
yeahbutnobutyeahbut...it's so uuuugly!
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Re: Trying but failing
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2011, 01:57:27 AM »
funny thread ;))


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Re: Trying but failing
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2011, 12:12:41 PM »
I think the gold Rectaflex beats them all:

Bling aside, did anyone else see the humour in the name 'rectaflex'?  what else? Sphinctaflex? Colon-o-matic?

very funny for someone with my puerile sense of humour. 
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Re: Trying but failing
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2011, 02:00:09 PM »

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Re: Trying but failing
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2011, 02:18:46 PM »

Bling aside, did anyone else see the humour in the name 'rectaflex'?  what else? Sphinctaflex? Colon-o-matic?

very funny for someone with my puerile sense of humour. 

Sphinctro-Compur? 

Scatological humor will always have a place.  :D  ::)
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Re: Trying but failing
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2011, 03:14:58 PM »
Thanks Flippy - can you believe it???:



Also, Pete:

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Sphinctro-Compur

sphincter-shutter comparisons? very apt.

 :D
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Re: Trying but failing
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2011, 03:12:06 AM »
Actually, I don't think I can believe there was a camera named "Baby Colon" - despite photographic proof.

It's just a bit past the realm of believability. 

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Re: Trying but failing
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2011, 04:59:07 AM »
Im still waiting on a carbon-fiber special edition!  :P

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Re: Trying but failing
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2011, 03:15:27 PM »
Well... we all know fiber makes everything go faster...

I wonder what happens if you feed it some expired film...
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Re: Trying but failing
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2011, 08:16:38 PM »






It looks like a movie camera that takes 14mm roll film...
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Re: Trying but failing
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2011, 08:49:40 PM »
Interesting... it's listed on camerapedia!
It's a japanese subminiature camera that actually takes 14mm roll film!
http://camerapedia.wikia.com/wiki/Colon

Now, they don't say it was a commercial success ;)
Just imagine the 1950's at a christmas party:

-Honey, guess what it is.
-is it a camera?
-Yes honey.
-You didn't get me that minox I'd been dreaming about?
-No honey, I got you something even better
-Oh yeah! what is it? An Hasselblad?
-No honey, I got you a baby colon! Isn't it great!
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