Gee, thanks everyone. How very supportive of you. I'm blushing.
The processing was really just a question of putting trust in some fine individuals (basically those listed above) and not deviating from what they told me to do. There's a school of thought that C41 is actually easier than b/w and I'd agree with that for entry level stuff like wot I do. It's super simple because the dev time is always 3.15 min at 38C/100F. As for the whole temperature thing...I just use the Al Cooper method (as described to me by Jay Reevo) of filling a big bowl with hot water, waiting till it gets to about 1 degree above 38C and then just crack on with it.
Let's be absolutely clear about one thing: if you see me doing it...it honestly ain't that difficult. And whilst self-deprecation is something I practice frequently in the sphere of photography, in this case I'm just being honest.
The 2nd run through I timed the entire process from setting everything up from scratch, spooling the films onto the Patterson reels, getting the water ready, then processing 2 films, fixing, washing, hanging them to dry, clearing up and putting the whole shebang back in its box. It took 45 minutes which I think is pretty quick given that I don't have a darkroom or any pre-prepared space to do this in. I have the chems mixed, but other than that I start afresh every time.