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: More film cameras spotted in contraceptive advertising
: hookstrapped February 09, 2015, 11:46:05 AM
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I didn't immediately get it, but then saw another pic from the brochure, and, Ohhh....

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: Re: More film cameras spotted in contraceptive advertising
: mcduff February 09, 2015, 01:20:25 PM
It is funny that both 'babies' are quite old babies... "And this is my little darling, 'Cello' - we pronounce is with a 'C H.' She is 13,345 and a half months old."
: Re: More film cameras spotted in contraceptive advertising
: 02Pilot February 09, 2015, 01:59:23 PM
I'm not sure why you'd need the drug - putting a tripod-mounted camera in a swing or sliding a cello down a slide would both seem pretty effective forms of birth control....
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: Francois February 09, 2015, 02:20:58 PM
... I just can't figure out the point of the ad.
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: Paul Mitchell February 09, 2015, 03:19:14 PM
That RB67 with the prism head must equal the weight of triplets!

We met a professional cellist on Saturday evening, his cello was worth £150k and his bow £20k!! I'd be frightened to play it!
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: Indofunk February 09, 2015, 03:31:24 PM
That's pretty cheap for a bow ... I thought that oftentimes string players' bows were more expensive than the instrument itself? I know I'd have no qualms about paying more for a mouthpiece than a full trumpet (if I hadn't already been gifted a mouthpiece by the principal of the NYC Ballet :) )
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: Bryan February 09, 2015, 04:08:18 PM
That RB67 with the prism head must equal the weight of triplets!

We met a professional cellist on Saturday evening, his cello was worth £150k and his bow £20k!! I'd be frightened to play it!

Cheaper than raising a child.
: Re: More film cameras spotted in contraceptive advertising
: hookstrapped February 09, 2015, 04:36:46 PM
That RB67 with the prism head must equal the weight of triplets!

We met a professional cellist on Saturday evening, his cello was worth £150k and his bow £20k!! I'd be frightened to play it!

Cheaper than raising a child.

And that's for a non-string-playing child.
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: Sandeha Lynch February 09, 2015, 04:38:31 PM
I was half hoping the bow would have been cheaper - like me carrying a £600 lens on a £10 SLR body.   8)
: Re: More film cameras spotted in contraceptive advertising
: LT February 09, 2015, 05:03:31 PM
...  (if I hadn't already been gifted a mouthpiece by the principal of the NYC Ballet :) )

That sentence, taken out of context, could tell a whole other story.

: Re: More film cameras spotted in contraceptive advertising
: Indofunk February 09, 2015, 05:26:21 PM
I was half hoping the bow would have been cheaper - like me carrying a £600 lens on a £10 SLR body.   8)

That's actually an excellent analogy ... the cello (or trumpet) only amplifies the sound ... which is actually produced by the bow/mouthpiece. Like the lens transmits the image to the body, which simply captures it. To bring the analogy one step farther, the REAL sound is produced by the hand/lips, like the REAL image is captured by the photographer's eye. Everything else is just gear.
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: Hungry Mike February 09, 2015, 07:31:53 PM
... I just can't figure out the point of the ad.
Why have kids when you can have expensive breakable stuff?
: Re: More film cameras spotted in contraceptive advertising
: Indofunk February 09, 2015, 07:36:52 PM
... I just can't figure out the point of the ad.
Why have kids when you can have expensive breakable stuff?

Photographers and musicians shouldn't be allowed to procreate.
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: Hungry Mike February 09, 2015, 07:42:14 PM
Photographers and musicians shouldn't be allowed to procreate.
Nah, you just got to train the kids early.
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: Adam Doe February 09, 2015, 08:49:19 PM
Photographers and musicians shouldn't be allowed to procreate.

Whoops.
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: Francois February 09, 2015, 08:59:33 PM
I must admit that a camera or a cello can be boring when compared to kids.
They don't bring home the flu, gastro or the common cold. They don't get dirty by themselves. They don't spill grapejuice all over the sofa...
But on the other hand, they don't giggle and laugh. They don't say stupid things that make you smile. You can't show them stupid tricks. You can't put them to bed and kiss them goodnight. They don't give you the chance to become a superhero by chasing the monster under the bed. They don't help you with tools when you do plumbing. You can't teach them to build a pinhole camera. You can't teach them how to ride a bike....

When you think about it, cameras and cellos can be quite boring in a way.
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: Indofunk February 09, 2015, 09:03:51 PM
You can't put them to bed and kiss them goodnight.

ummmmmmm......  :-[
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: Bryan February 09, 2015, 09:14:31 PM
You can't put them to bed and kiss them goodnight.

ummmmmmm......  :-[

You can kiss your trumpet good night, that would be a little odd but you can do it.  ;D
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: Indofunk February 09, 2015, 10:16:22 PM
You can't put them to bed and kiss them goodnight.

ummmmmmm......  :-[

You can kiss your trumpet good night, that would be a little odd but you can do it.  ;D

I've slept with my bass before :-[
: Re: More film cameras spotted in contraceptive advertising
: LT February 09, 2015, 11:48:23 PM
I've slept with my bass before :-[

I feel sorry for the poor fish.
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: Indofunk February 09, 2015, 11:57:37 PM
Monty Python... Find The Fish! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QanC47gRBaE#ws)