Well... I thought about it and came up with this "enlightening" contraption:
I just love this set of Mayfair Foldomatic cine lamps with "state of the art Push Button Controls" like it says on the box
I didn't turn it on since I didn't want to turn legally blind from trying to take a picture of it
I'll have to find more ways to make ridiculous looking camera/lighting combos.
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