The new issue of Bending Light Magazine is online.
....um, featuring...um, me.
http://www.bendinglightmag.com/The next issue's theme is "worth a thousand words".
Knowing most of you wasters (Damion, Tread, Skj, Reeves, Warren, Leon, Janet and Beck just to name a few), I'm sure you can come up with a few of those in your sleep!
....Wait. I didn't mean that literally Tread.